News & Updates

11th June 2009
We've been playing more gigs recently and they've been getting better and better. Our live show is truly becoming an experience you'll never forget. In Autumn, we want to gig our asses off, so if you need a band to kick your ass, e-mail Xander Rockify!

In other news, the Get Her Home Get Her Bucked music video is finally here! Check it out below:

 

25th March 2009
Once again, MD have broke through the boundaries. With Musically Challenged they redefined music, now they've redefined the music video. Enjoy.

XANDER ROCKIFY

6th March 2009
It's finally here folks. The moment you've all been waiting for. They said it would never happen, but now it has. A black man is president of the USA. Unfortunately we missed the whole thing because we've been so busy. I only heard about it yesterday!

The REAL big news is that our EP, 'Musically Challenged,' is now available to download online! Choose a site above and prepare to rock out to the famous MD tunes such as Automated Law Enforcement Programming, They Mostly Come at Night...Mostly and Get Her Home Get Her Bucked!

We are also gigging next week back at the Pavillion, hope to see you there!

XANDER ROCKIFY

21st January 2009
How's it going royal ugly dudes? Just a quick update to say:

a) You smell.
2) More gig dates have been added.
C) The new EP be on sale at those gigs.
4) The highly amusing Making Of Musically Challenged Video is up.
V) We're gonna rock, around, Barack tonight.

That is all. Bass Face has escaped from his cage again so we're off on a search and rescue mission. Dead or alive he's coming with us.

XANDER ROCKIFY

15 January 2009
Greetings Mentalheads. You've reached the home of Mental Deficiency, the hardest cocking band on the planet. We also like to rock as well. If you are easily offended, now would be a good time to fuck off you wuss-rock pansy. This ain't Coldplay's website. Get lost!

For the rest of you who are hardcore like our good selves, feel free to look around. Our new EP is out very soon and will be on sale at our gigs. For those of you unlucky enough to live in other countries, you will be able to purchase it using the following services:

- iTunes
- Amazon MP3
- Napster
- Shockhound
- Lala
- Rhapsody

Our first music video is also in production. It's for Automated Law Enforcement Programming. It's shaping up to be a pretty gnarly video. Get ready for soggy pants. We're also editing a behind the scenes video for the EP recording which is a laugh a minute I can tell you.

The minute long video will be uploaded soon. THAT'S THE JOKE.

Christ, I crack myself up sometimes.

Stay tuned and stay mental!

XANDER ROCKIFY

 

 

uFAQ - unFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Who are these idiots?

Vocals - Majestic
Voice of an angel, sexual appetite of a devil. Don't let this maniac near anything resembling a human or animal orifice. It's likely to get messy. His biggest influence in life is the Marquis de Sade.

Guitar - Xander Rockify
Officially the hardest rocking monster alive. Born in 1985, Hollywood saw how hard he rocked and adapted his personality into celluloid's biggest metal heroes, Bill and Ted. That's why they act like 3 year-olds.

Bass - Bass Face
This loveable chap wears a mask to hide his brutally scarred face. On a trip to the Zoo as a youngster, he was violently attacked by a penguin. Witnesses say he was shouting, "Haha them stupid penguins can't walk right," which offended the animals and caused them to eat his face.

Drums - Sgt. Maramduke
People don't believe that Marmaduke has seen action due to his youthful looks, but they are wrong. The Sarge has fought in every single war in history. Ever. He enjoys nothing more than the smell of death and the bloody victory over his enemies. Oh, and the occasional cosy night in.

How can I contact them?

Carrier pidgeon is preferred, but if you haven't got any e-mail mentaldef@hotmail.co.uk with any enquires/hate mail. Bebo and MySpace are also handy.

What do they sound like?

Music to your ears. They sing original comedy songs and some tributes to well known heroic characters such as Robocop and the wee girl from Aliens.

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